a writer is the sum of their experiences
a moonchild at heart
Customer: *Walks up with 1 candy bar to purchase*
Me: Are you a rewards member?
Me: Would you like to join?
Me: Would you like this on your Sears card?
Me: Would you like to make a donation to St Jude?
Me: Credit or debit?
Me: Would you like your receipt printed?
Me: What religion are you?
Me: What do you think about Russia and Czech?
Me: Are you a virgin?
|me:||watching tv show|
|me:||looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds|
|me:||misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat|