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J2 at DallasCon 2014 (September 21, 2014) - Photos.

(Source: deanswinchests, via charliebradberrys)

Retail jobs be like

ourheartbeats:

Customer: *Walks up with 1 candy bar to purchase*
Me: Are you a rewards member?
Me: Would you like to join?
Me: Would you like this on your Sears card?
Me: Would you like to make a donation to St Jude?
Me: Credit or debit?
Me: Would you like your receipt printed?
Me: What religion are you?
Me: What do you think about Russia and Czech?
Me: Are you a virgin?

me:watching tv show
me:looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me:misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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